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Buccaneers: 2016 Presidential Nominees and Select Cabinet Members

By Alan Schechter

Nov 30, 2014; Tampa, FL, USA; A general of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers pirate ship in the north end zone against the Cincinnati Bengals during the second half at Raymond James Stadium. Cincinnati Bengals defeated the Tampa Bay Buccaneers 14-13. Mandatory Credit: Kim Klement-USA TODAY Sports
Nov 30, 2014; Tampa, FL, USA; A general of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers pirate ship in the north end zone against the Cincinnati Bengals during the second half at Raymond James Stadium. Cincinnati Bengals defeated the Tampa Bay Buccaneers 14-13. Mandatory Credit: Kim Klement-USA TODAY Sports /
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Nov 3, 2016; Tampa, FL, USA; Atlanta Falcons defensive end Brooks Reed (50) holds back Tampa Bay Buccaneers tackle Demar Dotson (69) as quarterback Jameis Winston (3) throws a pass during the second half of a football game at Raymond James Stadium. The Falcons won 43-28. Mandatory Credit: Reinhold Matay-USA TODAY Sports
Nov 3, 2016; Tampa, FL, USA; Atlanta Falcons defensive end Brooks Reed (50) holds back Tampa Bay Buccaneers tackle Demar Dotson (69) as quarterback Jameis Winston (3) throws a pass during the second half of a football game at Raymond James Stadium. The Falcons won 43-28. Mandatory Credit: Reinhold Matay-USA TODAY Sports /

President: Jameis Winston

To me, he is the only logical choice to lead the population at large into the future.

We know he would win the popular vote. Scott Reynolds of the Pewter Report ran an article yesterday where they polled the locker room for whom they would choose for President. Jameis was the resounding winner.

But it’s more than that. The job of the quarterback is, in some ways, similar to that of a president. The quarterback makes the final decision of where the ball goes. He is held responsible when things are going badly and given praise when they are going well. The media and fans will talk about how the quarterback is doing after just about every time he performs.

Doesn’t that sound like the role of the President? His or potentially her approval rating goes up and down based on performance. It’s talked about in the media. He’s the guy who makes the ultimate decisions. It’s like they “quarterback” the country.

I rest my case.

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