Buccaneers: 2016 Presidential Nominees and Select Cabinet Members

Nov 30, 2014; Tampa, FL, USA; A general of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers pirate ship in the north end zone against the Cincinnati Bengals during the second half at Raymond James Stadium. Cincinnati Bengals defeated the Tampa Bay Buccaneers 14-13. Mandatory Credit: Kim Klement-USA TODAY Sports
Nov 30, 2014; Tampa, FL, USA; A general of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers pirate ship in the north end zone against the Cincinnati Bengals during the second half at Raymond James Stadium. Cincinnati Bengals defeated the Tampa Bay Buccaneers 14-13. Mandatory Credit: Kim Klement-USA TODAY Sports /
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Oct 30, 2016; Tampa, FL, USA; Oakland Raiders running back Latavius Murray (28) is tackled by Kwon Alexander (58) the first half at Raymond James Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Jonathan Dyer-USA TODAY Sports
Oct 30, 2016; Tampa, FL, USA; Oakland Raiders running back Latavius Murray (28) is tackled by Kwon Alexander (58) the first half at Raymond James Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Jonathan Dyer-USA TODAY Sports /

Secretary of Defense: Kwon Alexander

The Defense Department’s website states that they manage “…an inventory of installations and facilities to keep Americans safe”. They are in charge of the military and defending our country. There are military and intelligence agencies that are subordinate or that report to the department.

Basically, they lead the defense, as the name implies.

Wouldn’t the most consistent tackler on the team be a good choice to lead the Department of Defense?

Despite playing only 12 games as a rookie, Kwon took the league by storm, posting 96 tackles and assuming the role as the quarterback of the defense. This year he has been even better, on a pace for 144 tackles.

He defends the land for the Bucs, he could certainly defend all of us, could he not?