“Chucky Please Come Back To Town” (To The Tune Of “Santa Claus Is Comin To Town”)
For those that are on the “bring back Gruden” train (I’m personally not, but I know a lot of you are), this one goes out to you! And from the sounds of Ian Rapoport’s report, it sounds like he’s well on his way.
All hope’s given out
We wanna just cry
We all sit and pout
So we’ll give this a try
Chucky Clause please come back to town
The season’s a bust
What the heck happened here?
To get through these games
We chug cases of beer
Chucky Claus please come back to town
There’s no scoring in the first half,
The D can’t find a sack,
We need someone this Christmas day
To get things back on track.
OH! The talent’s all there,
You’ve done this before,
Give ’em that sneer
And bring us one more!
Chucky Clause please come back to town!