Buccaneers Heart Attack City: He’s going to kill us all!!

Jameis Winston led an up-and-down performance against the Colts yesterday, ending in a comeback win for the Buccaneers. Someone call my cardiologist.

Back and Forth it goes. “He’s a sure Hall Of Famer”, “He’s trash”, “We need to keep him”, “kick his butt out the door”. The two sides go at it day and night 24/7. It never ends, ever, no resting it when discussing the Buccaneers and quarterback Jameis Winston.

If you’re a Buccaneers fan and paying attention, you know who is right. It doesn’t take a Quantum Physics Major. The obvious answer I’m talking about is, Both. Both is the answer to the question.

One side says, “he’s the best quarterback going most of the time, a true gunslinger gamer,” and they are correct. The other side says, “he throws way too many interceptions, he can’t be trusted,” and they are also correct.

This is the reason one side can never dig their heels in and gain any traction against the other side: Jameis Winston keeps proving both sides right. It’s enough to make anybody willfully just walk right off the end of the plank, or get fitted for one of those funny looking white coats down at the funny farm.

Sometimes I’ll even walk into another room and just think happy thoughts, until my wife tells me it’s okay to come back into the room. Thank Heaven I didn’t know Winston had hurt his throwing hand, Actually had a small fracture in his thumb.

That surely would have sent me over the edge early in the second half. If nothing else, at least Ryan Griffin now has actually played in a regular season game; Only took what, almost five years? That’s another story though.