Tampa Bay Buccaneers: What does Andy Reid have up his sleeve?

The Buccaneers need to worry about Andy Reid.

With the Tampa Bay Buccaneers taking on the Kansas City Chiefs in Super Bowl LV this Sunday, (in case you were living in some Kaczynski-like mountain cabin with no electricity or any contact with the outside world), there are things that the Buccaneers need to address.

Andy Reid HAS to have something up his sleeve. He seems to come up with some pretty creative ways to take his Chiefs to the next level. Does anyone in their right mind think he’s NOT going to do his best David Blaine impersonation, or a little Copperfield, and serve it all up with a gigantic slice of Chris Angel for dessert?

I’ll bet you dollars to donuts we’re going to see some crazy, jacked-up shiplap in this ‘little’ contest on Sunday! I mean it’s Andy Freakin’ Reid after all, and he’s got his own little ‘Grasshopper’ who could pull it off. There isn’t enough Pepto Bismol in the world that could that could help the average person deal with going up against that.

But we don’t have average. We have Mr. Houdini himself, Bruce ‘Big Poppa’ Arians, and he ain’t no dime store magician either. Nor is the GOAT. Even at 43, Tom Brady is showing no signs of revealing his own slight-of-hand. This ‘battale royale’ is looking to be one for the ages with both master illusionists ready to showcase their talents on the world’s biggest stage.

Tampa only lost by 3 points the last time these two teams met back in late November in RayJay, even with some masterful illusions executed by Reid’s offense and their little Cheetah, Tyreek Hill, burning our secondary…not once, but twice.

But since this is a team effort, one man alone will not be able to execute their own deceptions without some help from their assistants. Todd Bowles is going to be tasked with trying to keep the defensive secondary from getting misdirected with distractions and doing pirouettes and arabesques like they’re performing Swan Lake.