Tampa Bay Buccaneers: ‘Twas the Night Before Bucsmas

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers kick off their 2020 NFL season tomorrow. In the spirit of the “holiday,” enjoy this read showcasing our excitement.

‘Twas the night before Bucsmas when all through the Tampa Bay area, not a person was stirring, not even Vita Vea

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers have closed their playbooks and are getting some sleep, while Mike Evans dreams of getting open going deep

The New Orleans Saints may seem confident and ready, but no defense sleeps sound before Tom Brady

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The Buccaneer secondary is prepared to subvert expectations in pewter and red, as visions of interceptions danced in their heads

And Lavonte David with his captain’s jersey, and Devin White with his horse, prepared their plan for the next day; playing without remorse

When out on the field there arose such a clatter, Todd Bowles sprang from the white board to see what was the matter

Bowles crept to the sideline, with a great big bat, and to his surprise, jolly old Bruce Arians jumped out, in his red “gatsby” hat

“You’re here!” Bruce exclaimed, as he stared at field, “We must remain prepared for tomorrow, these opponents are not going to yield.

Whether it is a one score lead, two, three, or four, there is no lead too great, we must always score more.”

So, my fellow Bucs fans, it’s with great pleasure that I say; the season begins tomorrow, what a wonderful day

So get some sleep, and have no fear, there will be reason to celebrate tomorrow, perhaps with beer!

Tune in on your T.V., or listen on the radio as you please, this season certainly will not be a tease

The time has come and the planning is done, tomorrow is the day, and we are all going to have some fun.

Go Bucs